Tuesday, January 17, 2012

snowsnowsnowsnow

Question:

Should other drivers be able to see your brake lights?

Did you say YES? GOOOOOOD.

Do you live on a continent where it snows?

YES?

Clean off your brake lights, dinkus. And clean off the rest of your bloody car while you're at it. You look like a doofus. And it's sloppy. And I think you might be lazy.

Here's what I now say when I get in the car.

I also say it many times through-out the day, kinda like back-up, lest I forget before I drive away.

May all drivers be safe and courteous.

Perhaps by stating this it will have a ripple effect of most pleasant driving experiences.

It can't hoit.