dear knock-knock jokes,

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Haint.

Haint who?

Haint you glad I'm not a ghost?

BAHAHAHA.

Funny for so many reasons:

I made it up.

Haints are ghosts.

I love the funny. It's one of my top tier super uber faves about being a human.

Puns and poor taste in humor.

Sign. Me. Up.