dear blue winter coat,

You are a men's small, purchased from Campmor many years ago.
The sleeves fit my gorilla arms.
The hood has kept my neck so toasty and warm this long winter.
The multi pockets hold lip stuff and dog cookies and plastic bags for scooping up the poop.
My fanny is generously covered by the length.
A good coat.
A very fine and good coat.
Thank-you for sheltering me.
And if we note the date, I think we would all concur that it is time for you to rest for the next 7 or 8 months.
It's really time.
REALLY, REALLY TIME.
Adieu, bleu.
Et merci encore.